Here it is… your reeeeally bad pun!

Once upon a time there was a lumberjack named Joe, who spent all day chopping, hauling and stacking wood. While the other lumberjacks worked together using saws, Joe insisted on working alone with his trusty axe. Subsequently, he wound up shredding the sleeves of his shirt. Later that night, as the other lumberjacks came into the camp, they gathered around a big fire roaring in the fireplace. But Joe was found mending his shirts. The moral to this story is:
“If you ax, you shall re-sleeve.

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